Black Ops II

Seems about right

The Onion's Dehumanizer is too much fun

Seriously.

But Derp cat, God loves you

I should really be writing the sequel to INFECTED (I've written a lot over the past year: 3 novels), but ... Halo 4 ...

My job, ladies and germs

It has its moments. Like writing this headline and making that graphic.

It's OK Elmo. You can rest easy now. We've got this.

Israel & Hamas arguing over Twitter? Sure. That makes sense.

Just ... Gonna Leave This Here

Get INFECTED

My novel came out this month, on Kindle at least. I can assure you that it's totally psychotic. A booze-fueled joyride through the end of the world.

People seem to like it. So I'm thinking you will too.

NYC has two renewable resources: Attitude and sleazy politicians. Now, one politician has ushered in the end of the world. A councilman kills a hooker with his penis. From that shocking sexual dalliance is spawned a super parasite that transforms its victims into ravenous monsters -- and it's loose on the streets of New York.

"With INFECTED, there is a bold new voice howling in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. William Vitka brings serious game to the genre in a way that revitalizes while it terrifies."

- Jonathan Maberry, New York Times best-selling author of ASSASSIN'S CODE and DUST & DECAY

"INFECTED is charmingly perverse, vivid and thrilling. It feels like Philip K. Dick's delicious hate letter to JJ. Abrams."

- Cherie Priest, award-winning author of BONESHAKER and GANYMEDE

Grab it on Amazon here.

Really Stupid Things Will Be Posted Here

Mark my words. Oh, yes. There will be stupid.